Friday, November 12, 2010

Woman Seeking Man

I am seeking a Man - not a boy - not a man-child - not a momma's boy - a MAN.

MUST: be between the ages of 25 and 35, be hard-working, be independent, be gainfully employed, be healthy, be communicative, be able to envision/imagine, be able to build, be knowledgeable about household skills (basic plumbing, electrical, etc.), have a high school diploma, be diverse in interests, be friendly, be non-controlling, be witty, be capable of intellectual thought, have good personal hygiene, know how to clean a home properly, be able to kiss well or be trainable, be ethical, not be married or otherwise attached, an animal lover, be comfortable with diverse friends, be a good listener, be extremely patient...

WOULD PREFER: a non-smoker, a moderate (social) drinker, a musician-type, dark-haired, green-eyed (although hazel and brown are just as fancy...but this is just a preference), medium-to-broad shouldered build, college-educated, a good writer (meaning decent ability to share information as necessary), someone who has no children, someone who has sustained long-term relationships in the past, someone whose parents required a lot of them growing up...


If this man exists, please direct him to me.

1 comment:

Joe C said...

Sorry, I'm taken.